I watched

I watched her hide in the back
hide under her beach cover
hide under her sunglasses.

so much like I did when I hated you
yet claimed I still loved you
I worry

for her
and you.

because eventually you
deserve something nice
to yell at.
oh I mean love.

and she, so naive and young
probably doesn’t even get it yet.
that you’re killing her
and

making her fat.

years? it will take her
a couple kids
a few stacks of resentment
it will all come blowing out

the weekend before thanksgiving
she’ll say

I’m leaving

and you’ll think to yourself
‘haven’t i heard this before?’

unsweetened

I cannot speak of it that way
I no longer cry
or sigh
it is only a bitter taste
within my lips
kiss me one last time
kiss
so you taste this
not so sweet feeling
that I have for you
full circle
I bid you adieu.

Here Kitty Kitty

Tonight they meet
face to face
Virgo girl
Lioness woman
mane groomed
coat shinny
claws retracted
for now
Lioness will purr & act docile
towards Virgo
only because she has been requested
pet her nicely Virgo girl
scratch behind her ears
but be wary
like the gray cat
she has been known to
strike without warning
drawing blood
if you are not careful.

She’s Going The Distance

Outside
she puts out her hand
I reply “what?”
though I know what she wants
her habit is mine
I notice the way her
two hands hold mine as I ignite
the flame
reflecting in her eyes
has that always been there
she holds the range
she says we can not stand so
close.

She

(is.)
laughs from way down
it is like lava
hot fiery & flowing
has the strangest toes that
are color coordinated with
what she wears
is so crazy sexy
she does not try
like polarity, magnetic, tractor beams
I can’t get gone.
the type of woman
girls hate
for their own
insecurities
I notice mine comes closer
the smile that comes so easily
makes mine do the same
has this uncanny way
to find my wallet
& it finds her
another drink
says no words
I am a dog trained with
the whistle no one else can hear
will shoot the most
provocative
look over the glass
while her straw is pleasured
then shoot you way down
if you try
to be funny
blows me away
even if for one minute
passing at night
she is.

Amy

you call to say
you are not leading me on
with big hugs & goodbye kisses
vibes you throw can not be faked so
I know you’re hiding something
beneath your brown colored glasses you
tell me
Amy is your chick
so hey that’s cool but
is she
as strong as
me
as interesting as
me
is she as cool as
me
can she get her groove on
as well as
I do
I am not comparing
due to the fact that
no one compares to the
Sex Goddess Of The Western Hemisphere
you will not find that out because
Amy is your chick &
I will not be.

Oh *that* Girl

oh hi. My name is Noel and I am a Geek, BBQer, HotMama, Ninja, Placenta Eater, shit talker, Hippy, faction xfering Druid, Mage, Priest, Shaman. Lover of Bass, The Packers, The Lakers, Sushi, men who do dishes & all nerds. I occasionally blog about food, cooking, weight loss, general bullshit, dating, single life, motherhood, World of Warcraft and a bunch of other stuff. I'm pretty great.
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