Rejection

Rejection comes in many shapes and forms, asking someone out on a date, jobs, so-called friends. Today I got rejected by a short older gentleman via email. No I didn’t want to bang him or be his pal, I wanted to work for him. (more…)

Roar

I am the protector. I am the mama bear. I am here to guide and teach my children. I don’t raise brats even though I gripe about them from time to time, (ok fine a lot of the time). I don’t use physical force against my children. It is not what I do. I am my children’s advocates for the world.

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Dear Joe

This post is for you.

You’re welcome.

Love,
Noel

Fuck Off Perfect Guy

You make me blush and gush and feel like a million bucks. there is a part of me that thinks that you know what you’re doing and at the same time, the other part goes ‘nah he’s a dumbfuck. he has no idea that his words make you sink deep in a sigh.’ a beautiful, fulfilling, eye closing sigh.

bitch. i hate you.

If you died in a fire I wouldn’t be sad because your books would sell that much more. but god damn my friend. you are so sexy and you dont even know it. You pass yourself off as dumb and lame, but you own it.

Your words, your art, your love for animation, your tats, your everything.

you are my dream guy.

You are the one that I have wanted for years and year, picking pieces of past lovers to create you.

Frankenstien.

None encompassed what you posses with ease. None who have ever tried to be the one have gotten it right. And you, you just are it and have zero clue that you are.

grats asshole. I lust for you.

dont get a big head. This wasn’t written for you.

well….maybe. but shut up.

making our children dumber

http://www.noozhawk.com/article/032311_santa_barbara_school_district_layoff_notices

my son’s school has a great nurse.

my son’s school has AMAZING teachers.

my son’s schools has great counselors, librarians, and an assistant principal.

 

I hate that this is happening while professional athletes and the law makers who passed the bill to fuck up my son’s school makes this happen.

where are our priorities?

Dear Dreamhost

Thanks for putting me on this server cluster, so I’m not apart of the clusterfuck that is this.

 

Love,

Noel

Political shit

I am not political. I am not a ‘blogger’ who posts about shit like that.

I posted this in my friend’s FB after watching the vid.

clearly the terrorists have won.

You know, watching this made me REALLY angry. Like really really fucking angry. Not only for the rights of a human being, but the rights of a little baby who just wanted his milk.

The fact that this woman kept citing WRITTEN TSA policy and t…hese mother fuckers didn’t know it really made my blood boil.

It makes me think about how I used to carry around the CA law about breastfeeding in public. And I made pretty cards for other women to carry around with the law in their state. WHY DID I DO THIS? Why do we as regular citizens have to inform those in ‘authority’ about their own mother fucking policies??

ugh. this really just made me fucking mad.

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Oh *that* Girl

oh hi. My name is Noel and I am a Geek, BBQer, HotMama, Ninja, Placenta Eater, shit talker, Hippy, faction xfering Druid, Mage, Priest, Shaman. Lover of Bass, The Packers, The Lakers, Sushi, men who do dishes & all nerds. I occasionally blog about food, cooking, weight loss, general bullshit, dating, single life, motherhood, World of Warcraft and a bunch of other stuff. I'm pretty great.
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